imagine if one day you do something weird in public and log onto tumblr later in the day to see a picture of it going around with 20k notes
i need a hug right now also nine hundred thousand dollars in cash
one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris
(Source: gaynonon, via okaymaybealittlehomo)
What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???
What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life
what type of currency do they use in outer space