Posted : 4 hours ago
SEND ME A ♪ I WILL PUT MUSIC ON SHUFFLE AND GIV E YOU A SONG AND MY FAVORITE LINE FROM IT
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
who is bigger? mr. bigger or mr. bigger’s baby?
THE BABY CUZ THE BABY IS A LITTLE BIGGER
“knock knock”
“who’s there”
“the”
“the who?”
“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *instrument explodes*”
whats the point of lying over trivial things
especially when the effect would be the same whether or not you were honest like why

according to marta i over-complicate things like “why do you have to make everything all SAPPY and DRAMATIC” and “DON’T MAKE IT A GODDAMN PRINCESS FAIRYTALE STORY”